On the 22nd Day of Christmas …

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As the year finally closes for our Team today, it is only fitting that as I will be spending a lot of time with my girls that I practice some of my best Christmas jokes on you all!

Here we go ……

  • How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

  • Where does Santa Claus go swimming?

The North Pool.

  • What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

  • What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

  • What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis.

  • What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

  • Why is Christmas just like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

  • Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

  • What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel in it.

  • What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

  • Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?

It doesn’t have legs.

  • What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

RUDEolph.

  • Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

  • What do you call a US can wearing a Christmas hat?

A merry can (American)

  • What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs.

  • What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

  • What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate clauses

And finally, this one always gets a work out …

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Centipede

Centipede who?

Santa peed down the chimney!

If you have any other goodies, add them to this list as my girls will roll their eyes at these re-runs!!

Have a great day!

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