On the Twenty-Second Day of Christmas…

  1. Home
  2. /
  3. Featured
  4. /
  5. On the Twenty-Second Day of Christmas…

As the year finally closed for our Team on the 18th, it is only fitting that as I will be spending a lot of time with my girls that I practice some of my best Christmas jokes on you all!

Here we go ……

How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

 

Where does Santa Claus go swimming?

The North Pool.

 

What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

 

What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

 

What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis.

 

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

 

Why is Christmas just like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

 

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the

ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel in it.

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

 

Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?

It doesn’t have legs.

 

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

RUDEolph.

 

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

 

What do you call a US can wearing a Christmas hat?

A merry can (American)

 

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs.

 

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

 

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

 

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate clauses

 

And finally, this one always gets a work out …

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Centipede

Centipede who?

Santa peed down the chimney!

Have a great day!

Share This

Related Posts

Featured
4 Min Read

Happy Friday Chasers!

And this is how it felt this morning when I got up, brrr Winter chills in Summer! Now that school is back in full swing, there are no more excuses to get stuck into creating a…
Read Full Article
Uncategorized
4 Min Read

AI Powered Podcast Copywriter

Hello Chasers, You may have heard recently in my blog posts about how Artificial Intelligence (AI) will be the buzzword and tool for 2023. Tools such as Jasper and ChatGPT are a couple of the more…
Read Full Article